Friday, January 29, 2010

When her microwave stopped humming, she knew she was in trouble.

The onslaught of sudden darkness always causes problems in this building. Everyone is screwed up enough without the monthly blackout, robbing the halls with whatever light seeps through from the dilapidated street lamps outside. She normally waits it out, burrows within her sheets, and tries to elude the sounds of cracked-out residents screaming bloody murder. Normally, it works. Her broken window is rarely a problem. Tonight, however, the flimsy sheet of Saran-wrap covering the holes was easily perforated by the throbbing hail. She had to move.

She ventured down the twelve flights of stairs.

Below her lived her current interest. The information she had quietly gathered over the last year or so proved to be her only entertainment. She tended to hang a little closer to the broken doorknobs of tenants with domestic problems or loud phone voices. But she had never heard anything about him, nor from him. She broke into his apartment one day and broke his heat, hoping he would complain to her boss. She stole the "2" from his apartment number, one of his apparent fascinations (1123?), expecting him to request her. He never did. She pressed her ear up to his door tonight, but heard no noises from within.

A few floors down, that damn little kid (Brayton? Satan? She never listened when he told her) stood by the elevator doors. He always asked her questions about her life; she was always silent. She rushed past this doorway, hoping he wouldn't catch a glimpse of her scurrying past, and headed for the street to poach her daily pack of gum.

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  1. Suddenly the sound of sirens filled the air and Altan shivered - that noise was still to familiar to him. A fire truck whizzed down the street, its horn blaring, its garish lights illuminating the windows of the buildings it passed. Altan moved away from his window, having no desire to know the cause of this disturbance. There was a knock on his door - thanks be to Allah! Someone wanted some coffee. Altan shuffled across the room and opened the door with a flourish.

    "Care for kahve, Ms. Nox?" The repair woman was holding a pen and notepad and gave him a look.
    "The super needs to know if you have any leaks." Altan's smile slipped slowly off his face and he sighed, disappointed.
    "Oh, yes, well, the window is -"
    "Got it."

    Edna walked off without another word, making a mark on her paper. Altan stood there for a minute, disheartened, before shutting the door. No one needed him, no one wanted his coffee. What a miserable Monday.

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  2. Macy didn't mind the head trauma; she knew the ride would help her prepare for the great flight out of Earth's atmosphere. The line was long, so Macy took her place behind a shorter girl with baggy overalls who popped her gum loudly as she chewed it. The popping noise was quite annoying, and Macy tried to block it out by enjoying the screams of the people riding the roller coaster. But she wouldn't stop that damn popping! Distressed, Macy thought of how to speak to the girl, how to tell her to please stop. But Macy suffered from a severe social disorder that prevented her from speaking to strangers. This disorder went unnoticed by Macy, who chalked her shyness up to simply not wanting to fraternize with humans. So, unable to find the right words to say and silently scoring the girl for being human, Macy stoically continued to wait.

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  3. Something unexpected in this town. Maybe I should go check it out later. I need to send Edna Nox around though to check for leaks (and any good news) in the apartments though.

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  4. The door to the roof was thrown open and a man stood silhouetted in the frame by the hallway light. A girl leaned on the wall behind him, chewing gum and twirling a set of keys on her finger. The man's mouth opened in a triumphant "aha!" and then snapped shut as he was greeted by darkness and the oily glow from the carnival lights down below.

    "I thought you said he was up here."

    Edna shrugged. "He was."

    "What the hell was he doing this time?"

    She shrugged again. "Couldn't tell."

    Day groaned in frustration. "Next time you catch him up here, call me, don't leave to get me. Just wait up here and watch, make sure that little shit doesn't move... Got it?"

    The girl nodded and popped her gum. Day slammed the door shut. Ethan could hear his heavy feet as he descended the steps, but Edna remained standing just behind the door. Waiting. Ethan could hear her breathing.

    Ethan crouched on the ledge above the door. He took his bow out from underneath his arm and pulled it across the strings of his violin sharply. A wail rose in the night that blended perfectly with the screams from the riders of the tilt-a-whirl.

    Ethan could hear Edna's smile from behind the door as she finally turned to leave. He knew she'd keep his secret, not out of a sense of duty or because she liked to torture Day with her knowledge. Because it was too good to share. Like Ethan, she liked to keep things to herself and think about them at night as she fell asleep, letting them swell up around her and cover her.

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  5. EXCERPT FROM "The Adventure of the Missing Two"

    “Stand at the window here. Was ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?”
    - Sherlock Holmes, Arthur Conan Doyle, The Sign of the Four


    Up. Mop up, clean up, wash up, get up. Those were the first things I did.

    The second thing I did was notice that the two was gone. As of this week I live in apartment “11_3.” There was something wrong about that. Much more wrong than the simple theft of a rusted metal digit, if theft it was. Yet that must have been what it was, of this I was unreasonably convinced.

    How else to explain that it was the only missing number? And even if, in the commotion after the black out, it had somehow been knocked off my door, who would have removed it and the screws that once held it in place?

    Two is an important number. It is the only prime number that is also even. In nature everything seems to come in twos. Light and dark. Positive charge and negative charge. Matter and antimatter. Male and female. So too in mythology. Heaven and Hell. Sky and earth. Mind and body. Life and death.

    We have two hands, and two eyes, two feet, and two kidneys. There are two sides to every coin, and every argument. You need two people to have a marriage.

    “Got a problem Mr. Alwyn?”

    “My two’s been stolen,” I say before I look at my interrogator.

    The boy has a thoughtful look on his face. He’s holding the same useless clipboard and wearing the same ridiculous over-sized suit as he was my first day at Wilshire Tower.

    “Looks like a Mystery to me.” He says it with a capital M.

    “You know,” I say, “You’re right. It is a mystery.”

    . . .

    Down there waited a labyrinth of pipes and old mops and ancient asbestos stalactites. Our only light emanated from Braxton’s pocket flashlight.

    Its beams sent the shadows running guiltily along the walls, as though they were hiding something from us. Occasionally, he would stoop down to better examine a “clue” and everything else would be plunged into total darkness.

    I found myself truly playing along with Braxton’s fantasy. I looked at his clues, followed his zigzag march through the basement. As we went I imagined who the perpetrator might be. Man or woman? Woman I decided. Maybe she was some kind of Jungian shadow aspect of myself, trying to sow chaos and disorder in my life.

    . . .

    I stumbled back, passed the Doorman without even a nod, and returned to my apartment. As I entered, I saw the two was still missing.

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  6. Edna told me he was on the roof top, walking around tonight, but he was no where to be seen when I got up there.
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    Edna came down to my room and knocked on the door, telling me that Ethan was on the roof again and I had to come on and get up there to catch him in the act. We ran up the stairs, I following on her heels, as she had her keys at the ready (she made me leave my apartment too quick for me to grab mine.) I threw open the door when I got there, but Ethan was nowhere in sight on the roof. I checked the shadowy edges of the air conditioning unit, but I couldn't find the bastard.
    "I thought you said he was up here."
    Edna shrugged. "He was."
    "What the hell was he doing this time?"
    She shrugged again. "Couldn't tell."
    "Next time you catch him up here, call me, don't leave to get me. Just wait up here and watch, make sure that little shit doesn't move... Got it?"

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